Reginald On The High Bike

Reginald on the High Bike
Riding way up in the air
Tries to catch the eye of Persephone
She’s walking way down there

Reginald on the High Bike
He’s gonna go out on the date
Waxes up his fine mustache
Heads to the soda shop for a phosphate

Back in the days of the high bike
Back when a man was a man
Recumbent wasn’t an option
Brakes weren’t part of the plan

Tra la la

Penny Farthing Keep on Pumping

Reginald on the high bike
Going to the Chicago World’s Fair
Gonna protest the safety bike
Riding high with the wind in his hair